Choose one of the bumper stickers listed below and do the following exercise. Write in complete sentences.

Bumper Stickers:

-My other car is a horse

-My dog can eat your honor student

-No Frackin’ Way

-Reduce Reuse Recycle

-All You Need Is Love

-My grandson is in the Air Force

Exercise:

Describe the vehicle the sticker is on: make, model, year, color, condition
Open the door: Describe the textures and smell of the interior. Name three objects you find. Name a fourth one you are surprised to find.
Here comes the owner: Describe him or her. How he/she is walking; what he/she is wearing; what he/she is carrying. The owner says something (not necessarily to you); what is it?

ENGL355 Rubric for Bumper Sticker

This criterion is linked to a Learning OutcomeVehicle description (make, model, year, condition)
20.0 pts
This criterion is linked to a Learning OutcomeInterior description (textures, smell)
20.0 pts
This criterion is linked to a Learning OutcomeObject identification (name three and a fourth that surprises you)
10.0 pts
This criterion is linked to a Learning OutcomeOwner description (how he/she is walking; what he/she is wearing; what he/she is carrying)
30.0 pts
This criterion is linked to a Learning OutcomeWhat the owner says
10.0 pts
This criterion is linked to a Learning OutcomeProper use of grammar, punctuation, paragraphing, sentence construction
10.0 pts